Score: 10

"Fantastic!"

submission: The Company of Myself

date: November 24, 2009

First let me say that if you are stuck on the last level with just the giant pit, just keep jumping over the pit and pressing space over and over. Eventually you will get across.

Next let me say that this is the most emotional game I have ever played; No other flash, console, or any other type of game even comes close to setting up this level of empathy for any character. The only thing that has even come close to creating this level of emotion is in Trigun, when Wolfwood died. Fantastic game, much respect.

Score: 10

"Madness 12: Legislation"

submission: Meet the Krinkels

date: November 16, 2009

Someone with more wit and talent must make this movie happen.

Score: 9

"Great, but..."

submission: Dragon Boy

date: November 5, 2009

It's clear a lot of effort went into the game. It shows. It's very fun once you get the hang of leveling up and the spells (The first boss will eventually be easy, and is a great source of experience. Also, Arazec's attack spells are very useful once they become more powerful). However, I am quite certain that without some fluke of luck, the game becomes impossible at the point where you reach the level "Oh Snap". Two or three more times the health is one thing, but hammering at the enemies PLUS the spells and dragon still took about 15-20 seconds an enemy, not counting the damage they cause. Take hard mode down a notch, and you'll have yourself a perfect game.

Score: 9

"Oh my GOD!"

submission: N O W A Y

date: April 1, 2009

That hand grenade cigarette lighter is the most awesome thing I have ever seen EVER! Also, that red pot had it coming. Laughing openly at peoples' misfortunes can't ever work out. Unless it has been caused by the Glorious People's Republic of China, of course.

Score: 8

"One BIG problem..."

submission: A Crow in Hell 2

date: April 1, 2009

This game was fun and well-made except for one thing. I finished the game with 22 keys. I played it again just to see how fast I could beat it. When I finished, it recorded me as not even having 10 keys. After all that work, I was back where I started. Find a way to make it keep track of the high score and you'll have a winner.

Score: 9

"There's a trick or two to every boss..."

submission: The Legend of Newgrounds

date: March 21, 2009

W00T! I got the turd of the week trophy AND all ten hearts! Now if only I had some sense of fulfillment...

9 out of 10 because of repetetive gameplay (EXCEPT the bosses, it was a fun challenge to figure them out) and a glitch that happened twice where I would try to kill a flash and it would just stand there and quit moving.

For those who need a leg up, the trick to A-Bot is to keep your distance as best you can (which is hard, I know) and to stand beside or behind him when he throws the cd's. Don't worry, aside from Strawberry Clock, he is the hardest boss.

Score: 6

"Man..."

submission: M & Ms Snake

date: March 20, 2009

I don't think I've ever wanted M&Ms so badly.

About the game, nothing new, hard mode is a little too hard, but for some unknown reason, it kept my attention longer than other snake games. Probably the M&Ms part of it

Score: 10

"What IS going on here?"

submission: COGS OF WAR 2

date: March 19, 2009

No need to fear, Detectives Marcus and Dom are on the case!

That sound clip at the end sounds familiar. What is it from?

Score: 10

"Ironic..."

submission: Dreamgate Escape

date: March 19, 2009

A game about a nightmare world will probably give me nightmares. One of the scariest online games I've ever played. Almost on par with real horror games in the sense of helplessness you feel. (Condemned, not anything from the RE series)

This game makes me regret my ability to read.

Score: 8

"Don't quote me on that quote."

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: March 19, 2009

In the words of Dave Chapelle:
"Yes, (the author) deserves to die, and yes, I hope he burns in hell"
You are a monster.

Nice game